For Anyone Outside The UK

This was the highlight of Saturday night's shit parade of TV, headed up by the X Factor, a moron fest of the highest order. There's a Welsh fruitcake called Rhydian who blew our minds doing a frankly completely fucking bonkers version of the 'Phantom Of The Opera' theme... sadly, the rest of the show was the usual parade of imbeciles who looked like they'd have difficulty tying their own shoelaces... actually there was a brother and sister who looked like they were banging each other, that might get interesting...